Mitt Romney, Jealous of Mark Zuckerberg, Creates TwoFacebook

February 04, 2012 at 10:15 am by: seeta Category: 2012 Election, Anti-Racism, Civil Rights, Economic Terrorism, Intersectionality, Poverty, White Privilege

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This is absolutely brilliant.

Excerpted from the Borowitz Report:

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney today released the following letter to the American people:

Dear American People:

Yesterday, comments I made about poor people made me look terrible. This always seems to happen when I say what I really believe.

The fact is, I do care about poor people. That’s because I’m poor myself, when you compare me to Mark Zuckerberg.

According to most projections, Facebook’s IPO should net Mr. Zuckerberg a personal fortune of $28 billion. I couldn’t make a pile of dough-re-mi like that even if I fired people twenty-four hours a day.

Full piece can be found at the Borowitz Report.

(h/t: the beautiful MJB)